Sex Service Cess

What the government has missed but will certainly tax is 'Sex tax'. Once it is introduced every time a couple enjoy the ultimate bliss the happiness and ecstasy will be only momentary and will be erased by the tax which will have to be paid. And since it is enjoyment for both parties both will be taxed independently. You will have to keep a tab on the number of times you do in an year as you have to submit a sex-tax return at the end of financial year just like Income Tax returns. Those who do not submit will be levied is liable to be taxed at punitive tax rates. It will be advisable for every couple to keep a diary of their nocturnal activities including matinee and morning shows in a register kept safe away from the prying eyes of children like medicines. This tax will be applicable to those who do it on the sly as well. The tax for those who do it on the sly will be at double the rate for the honest ones. Once caught these ones will be taxed as if they were doing it throughout their adult hood and charged at double the rate. Those who refuse will be 'de-nutted' to avoid the eventuality that they may de-fraud the governments due in future