How to keep our face

This airport alert and catching this delinquent ambassador are all temporary measures. Situations like this may arise in future as we are highly strung people and so many countries may trample on our toes. So permanent solution should be found out which we can put on use at any time when situation demand. Here is one brainy one from me. We should send some of our smart and bright navy personnel to Somalia to be trained in piracy. Apart from navy personnel it will be good to send some bright guys from the fisherment fraternity of Kerala as well. The advantage of recruiting Kerala fishermen is that once they mix with Somalians even God will not be able to make out who is a Somalian and who is Keralan. And these recruits should be given thorough training in piracy related activities, both theory as well as practical. After am years training they should be stationed in Somalia. Whenever an enemy merchant ship is sighted they should rush to the ship and board and take the crew as prisoners and take all the merchandise. After a couple of enemy ships are caught like this the country is sure to learn their mistake in antagonizing a friendly nation and will fall at our feet. And it will be a lesson to other countries as well. No one will dare to cross swords with us henceforth. Hope this suggestion find approval in the next cabinet meeting. I am open to correction and revised suggestion will be forwarded immediately.