Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Householder and his duties


Mr.Purohit, are you by any chance referring to my mail about the engine turning pit? For your kind information I am very free with my advises. As far as advises are concerned no parsimony. I could have given enough advises to Bill Gates about , not the engine pit but the 'shit pit'.
Just now I remembered that I have some advises or suggestion regarding our IPC. Do you know as per clauses 297 and 299 a householder vis a vis an intruder is very much at a disadvantageous position. As far as IPC is concerned the intruder has upper hand house holder is at the receiving end. Suppose a burglar opens the window, remove the grill, get inside and open all safes, almirahs and wardrobes and relieves the householder of all his valuables and dresses, and before calling it a day or to be precise calling it a night, goes to the kitchen and opens the refrigerator and gets a shock, an electric shock and not the shock of seeing no ice and water to mix a drink, the householder can get ready to get a shock, this time not electric but mental. The burglar can sue the householder for keeping a faulty refrigerator and giving electric shock to innocent burglars. The court will award the sentence in favour of the burglar. First the householder  have to bear all expenses for the treatment of the shocked burglar. Then he has to pay for the mental agony and physical agony the burglar had to undergo because of the faulty refrigerator. If he is asked to take rest for some time the householder has to pay for the losses incurred by the burglar as he was incapacitated from pursuing his occupation for the period. Everyone has to make a living. If a farmer do farming a thief has to do thieving and court  recognizes all professions at equal footing.
An advise to all. Keep your refrigerator always in good condition. You don't know when your nightly guest may be dropping in.

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